Giving a guy a blowjob: mouth -> penis -> pleasure
Eating out a girl: Okay take the blue wire and overlap it with the yellow wire making sure it doesn't cross the red one. After that take all three of the wires and tie them all in a knot using only your left foot.
Someone who knows how to eat out a girl: Bypasses the wires, turns on the light switch, and explores the room.
Dear people who question why girls go to the...
middle-east-beast: Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
basically me at school all day
me: i hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fuck walk faster
me: get smarter idiot
me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die