August 2012
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
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americanonline: i bet hell is just like on earth except you have to live your life looking like you did in 7th grade
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st3phascope: master-dik: i don’t know how to survive school anymore  ever since ned’s declassified was canceled it’s been hard
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conceptalbumsandhorses: tomorrow is august
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st3phascope: master-dik: i don’t know how to survive school anymore  ever since ned’s declassified was canceled it’s been hard
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snorlaxatives: so earlier today my dad was like “come here a package came for you!” and i was like hm wonder what this could be and when i went to see him he gave me this it was a box of mints GETTING REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT DAD
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snorlaxatives: so earlier today my dad was like “come here a package came for you!” and i was like hm wonder what this could be and when i went to see him he gave me this it was a box of mints GETTING REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT DAD
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glamydia: if i was an olympic gymnast i would just flip around everywhere all day like i wouldnt stop like oh can you pass the salt no but i can do 7 backflips in a row holding the salt and then twist into a cartwheel to hand you it 
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thechildrensplace: nicki minaj is in the new ice age movie we have hit a new all time low people
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anrdew: rihanna: h0odrich: iphone420: ¿ i speak spanish let me translate: ? i dont get it ? is ? in spanish and ¿ doesnt have a translation in english
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nosdrinker: this new culture of idolizing piece of shit people for being pieces of shit has gone on long enough
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teenage girls are so stupid and annoying im glad im actually a 49 year old man 
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anrdew: I’m glad to know Drake Bell is still a comic genius
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poagk: A compliment A story Why you follow me If you met me what would you do A cute message One thing you want to tell me One thing you want to know about me
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