August 2012
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
July 2012
americanonline:
i bet hell is just like on earth except you have to live your life looking like you did in 7th grade
st3phascope:
master-dik:
i don’t know how to survive school anymore
ever since ned’s declassified was canceled it’s been hard
conceptalbumsandhorses:
tomorrow is august
st3phascope:
master-dik:
i don’t know how to survive school anymore
ever since ned’s declassified was canceled it’s been hard
snorlaxatives:
so earlier today my dad was like “come here a package came for you!” and i was like hm wonder what this could be
and when i went to see him he gave me this
it was a box of mints
GETTING REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT DAD
snorlaxatives:
so earlier today my dad was like “come here a package came for you!” and i was like hm wonder what this could be
and when i went to see him he gave me this
it was a box of mints
GETTING REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT DAD
glamydia:
if i was an olympic gymnast i would just flip around everywhere all day like i wouldnt stop like oh can you pass the salt no but i can do 7 backflips in a row holding the salt and then twist into a cartwheel to hand you it
thechildrensplace:
nicki minaj is in the new ice age movie we have hit a new all time low people
anrdew:
rihanna:
h0odrich:
iphone420:
¿
i speak spanish let me translate: ?
i dont get it ? is ? in spanish and ¿ doesnt have a translation in english
nosdrinker:
this new culture of idolizing piece of shit people for being pieces of shit has gone on long enough
teenage girls are so stupid and annoying im glad im actually a 49 year old man
anrdew:
I’m glad to know Drake Bell is still a comic genius
Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:
poagk:
A compliment
A story
Why you follow me
If you met me what would you do
A cute message
One thing you want to tell me
One thing you want to know about me