May 2012
berlitz:
you know what
no one ever thanks this dog
this dog spends its entire life finding lost documents for you
and no one ever thanks it
so we gather here on this day to thank this dog
thank you, dog
Normal flirting: Hey babe you're so pretty and sweet.
Me: If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.
April 2012
4 tags
Why is it so hard to find a good guy that is actually good?
I’m tired of trying to find the right one.
eff it.
1 tag
HOW I WOULD DO IN THE HUNGER GAMES
Announcer: 5, 4, 3—
Me on the platform: *trips*
*BOOM*
cassjaytuck:
mycroft:
the hipster side of tumblr is legitimately terrifying to me. don’t tell me you can blog all day about skinny girls in paisley dresses and fields without losing your mind a little bit.
^^^ ^^^ ^^^
cassjaytuck:
mycroft:
the hipster side of tumblr is legitimately terrifying to me. don’t tell me you can blog all day about skinny girls in paisley dresses and fields without losing your mind a little bit.
^^^ ^^^ ^^^
parishillton:
when youre stalking someone on facebook and you accidentally like something
Captain Jack Harkness: hey i just met you
Captain Jack Harkness: and this is crazy bu-
The Doctor: NO.
The Doctor: STOP IT.
me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
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