May 2013
claydols:
damn you must be itunes because you are always not responding
h0odrich:
I hate seeing people from my high school they should have all evaporated after I graduated
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills
too-stoned-to-remember:
Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog
I imagine that in their heads they’re like
THAT IS DOG
I AM DOG
DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
orangelemonart:
yeezytaughtme:
love yourself like kanye loves himself
believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
This is actually really great because Kanye West has fought depression and suicide this sort of confidence worked for him and wow Kanye West. Anyone who is depressed, believe you are the Kanye Best.
Me: *accidently ruins everything*
akanedee:
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
fuckyeahloldemort:
i dont even use tumblr anymore
tumblr uses me
positivemilk:
But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
purrawontblink:
okay too cute not to do
idontneedsavin:
yall make gifs from live tv faster than i can get off my couch
thefandommenace:
I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things
chanandlerb0ng:
“hey sorry i was busy” kidding i was watching my fave tv show and u interrupted rude
You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know
freakvevo:
*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
australiansanta:
instead of funeral why can’t it be called life graduation
turtwink:
yabba dabba done with ur shit
niggaimdeadass:
i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
ryu-gemini:
whenever anyone draws anything for me i just
foreveralone-lyguy:
troix:
foreveralone-lyguy:
internetexplorers:
change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
rnemes:
snorlaxatives:
clouds look so friendly i wish i was a cloud
this cloud doesnt look very friendly to me
