17 notes ~~ Permalink ~~ Reblog ~~if one more god damn person takes a picture of sushi and posts it on instagram and hashtags it as photography i am going to shit on them. it’s not fucking cute.

i wish this could happen to me
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- me: but I showered for you
flirting like a boss.
flirtingpassive-aggressively insulting Mr. Darcy like a boss.
she just owned him.
(Source: annboleyns)
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